Today my roommate (this one) got a DOG. I am so. excited.
Coming soon: CUTE PICTURES OF THE DOG. Name TBA.
Here is THE DOG:
He is the sweetest, chillest dog ever. I love him. Already. He comes home tomorrow after a little hormone test to see if he needs an ........ adjustment of any kind.
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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
You are way out of line. He might be OK, in a ball-less kind of way, but he is not the sweetest, chillest dog ever. I'm going to pee on your clothes when you're out here next month.
Cowher, I DIDN'T MEAN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have been faithful to you every day of your absence. I even built an effigy of you out of all your fur that is STILL in my apartment. I spoon the effigy every night while I cry myself to sleep.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! Unnamed dog looks rad! I'm excited to meet him. Congratulations, proud dog parents. Welcome to the animal parenting club. It's wonderful.
HUZZAH!!!!!
PUPPY!!!!!
I NEED TO SEE PUPPY!!!!!
Name him something odd. Like a verb. or a strange part of speech. Or a philosophical concept. Or after Heath (Windsor?)
JD and I agree: we think the dog's name is Jack. (Like Jack Bauer, but friendlier). Remember Doctor Cox? "Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack..."
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